Sister P: Pastor I want to tell you about this particular guy that's asking me out. And I think I like him... *winking*
Pastor O: ok. Is he born again?
Sister P: He goes to church
Pastor O: is he born again?
Sister P: He is a vey nice person
Pastor O: that's fine. But is He born again?
Sister P: Pastor, His parents are pastors
Pastor O: Sister P, I said " IS HE BORN AGAIN?"
Sister P: pastor you need to meet him. He is so loving, caring and romantic. I feel so secure around him
Pastor O: hallelujah ! ...... IS...HE....BORN...AGAIN?
Sister P: ??????????
Pastor O: ok. Is he born again?
Sister P: He goes to church
Pastor O: is he born again?
Sister P: He is a vey nice person
Pastor O: that's fine. But is He born again?
Sister P: Pastor, His parents are pastors
Pastor O: Sister P, I said " IS HE BORN AGAIN?"
Sister P: pastor you need to meet him. He is so loving, caring and romantic. I feel so secure around him
Pastor O: hallelujah ! ...... IS...HE....BORN...AGAIN?
Sister P: ??????????
I know some of you would argue that some so called born again men are worse that their UNBORN counterparts. And sometimes, rightly so. But you see, this is not one risk you want to take. Niceness does not equal salvation. Don't gamble with your life.
Marry someone we can at least beg with, " BECAUSE OF GOD" when there is an issue, and they'll listen. Not the one who is an enemy to your God. I've heard a few tragic stories of such unions, and you don't want to experience it. He'll show you romance now. But when you say I DO, the real dragon will be unleashed. And at that point, this scripture will become Rhema to you, "My grace is sufficient for you"
Marry someone we can at least beg with, " BECAUSE OF GOD" when there is an issue, and they'll listen. Not the one who is an enemy to your God. I've heard a few tragic stories of such unions, and you don't want to experience it. He'll show you romance now. But when you say I DO, the real dragon will be unleashed. And at that point, this scripture will become Rhema to you, "My grace is sufficient for you"
So dear pastors, when they can't answer in the affirmative, and begin dancing around, or stammering, then you know you have met "SISTER P". LOL.
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